NEW Faridabad

You might ask me ...What's so special about this "NEW" Faridabad.. For those unaware, Faridabad is a peripheral of Delhi.. It's one of the towns in NCR (National Capital Region or National Corrupted Region) whatever U wanna name it.

Well this area supposedly is the upcoming part of the town..Has a hell lot of new multistoreyed units coming up, loads of established educational institutions coming up and all that Jazz. Well 10 years down the line it may become prime property and have 'THE ELITE" inhabiting it but as of now....I only can see misery...!

• Once you take a left from the Mathura Road if you are coming via Badarpur, the truth of this area flashes into your eyes... 
• Firstly you'll see load of cows or may be buffaloes ( whichever of the two ruminants), if you'r lucky you may also get herds of sheep..! 
• Then you are surrounded by cyclists (who own the road obviously!!), then you get slow moving tractors who pretend they are driving limousines in the center of the half baked road...you neither can overtake them from the right or the left...so you start the Republic Day parade with a bevy of vehicles behind you..! 
• Then you get to see Pigs of all sizes along with their cute li'l piglings dripping with tasty muck..!  
• If you are a li'l bit lucky you get bullock carts in front of you...so you can land up in a Mega Republic day celebration...All you need are some flags to decorate your vehicle.
• The star attraction is during the rains...when you go through Bharat Colony. How you enjoy the collection of murky brown water, swishing along with the movement of each vehicle..getting it splashed all over your car..! Some term it the swimming pool, some call it the lake...They say 'Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder" so you can term it accordingly.

As of the now this is the state of affairs in the beautiful upcoming town. I hope that those all who have invested here in the hopes of living here may also enjoy the murk and the dirt the way I do.

Ciao for today!

Crippity woman signing off!

Can't figure out which Idiot manages the show here?

I encounter this practically once every week...but why the hell???? Well whoever is reading this is definitely wanting to know what the hell am i talking about...Right??

Well it's my commute from Kalkaji to Faridabad, which i do daily for my work. I take the Okhla route to touch the new toll bridge at Badarpur! Now on this Okhla route many a times it's so damn clear that i can touch 80 km/h if i want to. Why i don't touch 80 is another page altogether.., but this route also leads to some container dockyard midway. The unfortunate thing is when all the containers in the city decide to inhabit that road. Damn...all 3 lanes are just blocked by them and then we have no where to go but wait for one container's ASS to move somewhere so that we could make some space to barge into the next opening on the road and get out in the wrong direction...Ultimately causing a traffic snarl in both directions.! mind you ...on that road you can also see traffic police standing and chatting and having tea...No no...they don't do anything to manage this mess..! 

I wonder whom to blame...the idiots who drive the container or the idiots who manage traffic or the idiots who runs this city Delhi???? It's funny that no one has ever complained about this. I understand that we have traffic snarls everywhere...and cribbing is no good. but having 100's of container trucks in the middle of the road disrupting the normal flow is ridiculous...!

I'm sure "This Happens only in INDIA"...HeHe!

My first day of blogging

I was in search of a long lost friend...Her name was Priti Shenoy....Have no clue where she disappeared after class 6 or 7...am not too sure..but with Facebook being so popular, i thought I'd find her there...but a search landed me on Preeti shenoy's page (some other person) from Bangalore who seems to have authored two fiction novels. Going through her website and blog (justamotheroftwo.blogspot.com) inspired me to start a blog of my own. Apparently she started blogging and then landed up being popular among other bloggers who persuaded her to write seriously and she DID IT!  I'm not sure if i can attain fame like she has but at least I'll let my thoughts flow...At least I'll unclutter my mind....She was definitely more of a positive person though! 

But I'm hopeful that my negative outlook towards life or skepticism will also be appreciated by someone out there who feels the same. 

That's my intro...shall blog as and when i get some free time out of my busy schedule. As for my hidden identity...it's because being into a so called "noble" profession and venting my emotions in front of the whole world can be very dangerous to my career...(need to pay my loans!) Hoping that someone out there will recognise my writing skills and give me an opportunity to make an alternative income and help me reveal my identity....! (Far fetched hopes!!)